Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Doubting Seth

I had a very strange conversation with my three-year-old last night.

Sethie is still allowed to have a pacifier at bedtime. I learned my lesson when I took Thomas's pacifier away when he turned three and the child never napped again. I'll milk the napping as long as possible. But Sethie is a little too cognizant of his. He hides them around the house. He has special spots for them and if I take one away because it isn't bedtime yet, he will occasionally produce another one unexpectedly. He's like some kind of binky pirate--he has booty stashed all over the house.

The only official spot for the binky is what we call the "bink box", a little tin box that sits on a shelf in his room. It's where I deposit all the hidden binks I unearth around the house. Because the binks get spread out, it's often empty and at bedtime we end up doing the binky scour, so I try to locate at least one before we head upstairs to avoid the binky search-and-rescue operation. Last night, I spotted a bink that Sethie had left by the couch and dropped it in the bink box. As I was reading Thomas his bedtime story, Sethie stopped by the room--it was just like the look-in from the sergeant in all those police procedural shows: he stuck his head around the corner with a hand on the frame and gestured toward the stairs with a thumb, but instead of saying, "Captain, there's someone here to see you", he said, "I need to get my bink. It's downstairs."

I told him, "No--I grabbed that bink and put it in your bink box. Go look in the bink box."

Sethie paused and actually tilted his eyebrows. Then he said, "Mommy, I left it by the couch. It's downstairs. I need to go get it."

Ok, sergeant. "No it's not. I picked it up and brought it upstairs. Go look in your bink box."

Once again the eyebrows. "I don't think so, Mommy."

Mind you, Sethie is under three feet tall and weighs less than thirty pounds. He was wearing superman pajamas and holding his favorite green blanket. And I was having a discussion with him in which he was being SKEPTICAL I had actually acquired the bink and placed it in the box.

He was doubting the veracity of my statement. Is he supposed to even be capable of DOUBT at this age? Where is that developmental milestone listed? Age 3: "Speaks in complete four or five word sentences. Can throw a ball overhand. May doubt you are telling the truth and be determined to follow his own gut instinct."

Thomas was staring at me. I stared back. He started laughing into his shoulder. Finally, I said to Sethie in my Don't-Mess-With-Me-I'm-the-Mom voice, "IT'S IN THE BINK BOX. GO LOOK. NOW."

Sethie shrugged and walked out of the room. "Ok, Mommy, but I don't think so." I heard him head down the hall, uttering a few more, "I don't think so"'s as he went.

Of course a few seconds later, I hear him shout from his room, "Oh, right! It IS in here. Thank you, Mommy."

Next time, kid, I'll take a lie detector test.

6 comments:

LizzyP said...

Well written! How funny that Seth is that old. Wasn't it just yesterday that he was all snug in his little carseat?

The Coloradans said...

Rachel used to sleep with 3 "pacis" as we called them - 1 in her mouth and 1 in each hand - she would squeeze them rhythmically. We were fortunate enough to "lose" the few remaining ones in our move when she was 3...she had stopped naps at 2 so I didn't lose anything other than dealing with the fun of pacifiers.

Seth is going to be a lot of fun when he gets older - at least he can recognize your brilliance at this stage in life...much harder to do with the teenagers.

vdg family said...

I loved reading this! How cute!

n8 said...

Incredulous at 3. He's going be a whole lot of fun as a teenager...
;)

Marci said...

We have to do the "suckie" scour every night and it drives me insane! On our three day drive back from Utah this summer we learned that 16 month-olds can lie. We've taught our baby sign language and she kept making the sign for "all done" and asking to get out of the car. I told her no and then she switched tactics and told me that she had a dirty diaper. I asked her if she really did, she signed yes, and we stopped the car to take her out. It was all a lie! She just wanted to get out of the car! It's amazing how early they learn these skills. Funny that Seth didn't believe you.

Anonymous said...

Thats great! Tristan has hiding spots all over the house too. Every night we going searching for as many binkys as we can find too. He sucks on one and holds all the other ones. Its kind of weird. LOL I'm very scared to try and take them away from him. He might have them till he is 16. LOL

meg